• Meatballs, Breadsticks and a Defibrillator

    Thursday, February 22, 2018

    If you were a teen in the 90's, there's a pretty good chance you took a date to Olive Garden. Maybe prom, before Homecoming, or just for a "date" date... It was swanky - at least to my teenage budget?!

    As time's gone on, its become the "casual" place. Where you pop in if you got guests in town and no one wants to do the dishes... but have I been away from the O.G. this long...?? Did you hear about their newest menu creation??

    This now exists... and seems like it should be featured as a challenge, or come with a warning sign! lol


    But fans seem to be excited... I just don't if I, or the button on my jeans, can handle it.

    Finger Lickin' Good... Valentine?

    Monday, February 12, 2018

    Nope. That's not a typo up there. Of all the various things we "love", fried chicken's easily up there on my list. - [ENTER KFC]

    Which I believe this is a first... You can show your love for your valentine(s) with chicken-scented scratch-and-sniff Valentine cards! ::cue celebratory brass horns::

    Is it weird, that I'prefer to just send 'em to myself & keep them?!

    Say I Love You With... Golden Meat?

    Thursday, February 08, 2018

    Calling all ballers-on-a-budget!

    What better way is there to showcase the passion for your beloved, than by lavishing a gold and diamond encrusted ring, costing about $12 G's... for FREE! <-- my favorite word!!

    ....Oh, and I forgot to mention, it'd be in the artistic stylings of... A Big Mac.  (o_0)  Yep. For reals! ~ (((I guess diamonds, and now Big Mac's, are a "forever" thing!?))) ...But time is running out to have your shot!